shingeki-no-dragonprincess

So I went zip-lining with my mom today...

  • Guide: So it's best to jump off the platform for this line. It's a little lower than the others and if you just step off then you'll probably flip over.
  • Me: This harness makes me feel like I'm in the Survey Corps
  • Mom: Megan no.
  • Guide: Who wants to go first?
  • Me: *raises hand*
  • Guide: *attaches harness to zip-line*
  • Me: *Runs to edge of platform*
  • Me: *shrieks* SIE SIND DAS ESSEN UND WIR SIND DIE JAGER
  • Me: *leaps off platform*
  • Me: *AoT/SnK salute*
  • Mom: *facepalm*